Thursday, April 23, 2009

10 REASONS WHY YOU AND/OR YOUR FAMILY MIGHT BE A REDNECK:

1. Driving in the car your son yells out "I smelled the skunk first!"

2. Your kids go visit their Grandma and Grandpa in Mesa and when asked where they want to go out to eat the only places they know of and/or want to go are Subway and El Cupidos. When talked into a Chinese restaurant, your daughter says "O.K. I will get a bean burrito".

3. You have ridden in the bed of a truck with a goat.

4. You have a severe "farmers" tan. (this will look especially good in Florida at the beach next month)

5. Your kids favorite place to play is in a chicken coup and goat pen. (who needs a swing set or trampoline?)

6. You accidentally wear one "chore" shoe and one volleyball shoe to your city league volleyball game. (and you don't even notice until someone asks you why you wore two different shoes)

7. You eat your meals with chicks.

8. You have no front teeth.

9. You use your dog as a pillow and lay on the front porch.

10. You shop at the Dollar Store so you don't have to dress up and drive all the way to Walmart in ShowLow.

2 comments:

Arabeth said...

You guys are too funny. Love your raised beds. Jeremy promised he would build me some as soon as he gets the white fence up. We will see. Having a farm makes for children that know how to work. Brae and I will have to come over one of these days. You guys look like you are having too much fun!

RPH said...

HAHA! This was funny! Especially your shoes!